It'll be The Masters soon.
Augusta will be green and lush and beautiful and throughout the world golfers and club committees will watch it on colour TV and think to themselves "I wish our course would look like that in April".
And then, as if by magic, the stop cocks will be opened wide, the sprinklers will come on and fertiliser will be liberally applied. Firm and fast and natural? Forget it, let's just make the bloody course look green..........oh, and let's plant a few azaleas while we're at it!