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Marty Bonnar

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Mandatory thick Pants
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:50:57 PM »
Could somebody please tell the PGA Tour Pros that the sight of their short, fat, hairy legs (god bless you, Morecambe and Wise) backlit through thin, white trousers is possibly the single most off-putting issue in golf today. Even more so than slow play!
Witnessing Westy's shapely calves is way too much for me to bear....blech.
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Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

mike_beene

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 07:52:15 PM »
Glad golfers don't dress like speed skaters
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Sven Nilsen

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 07:56:06 PM »
I read the title as "mandatory thick plants" and somehow thought this was a thread that might touch on some aspect of GCA or agronomy.  Alas, I was wrong. 

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Marty Bonnar

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 07:57:04 PM »
Sven
I'm way past caring.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Colin Macqueen

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 08:07:07 PM »
Marty,

Could something like these be mandatory! Hoots mon!
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Marty Bonnar

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 08:15:39 PM »
Now there's a proper pair o' breeks!
No inadvertent glimpses of masculine posterior compartment curvature there, m'boy. Oh, no...
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Anthony Gray

Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 09:02:16 PM »
Those pants go great with that persimmon driver Colin.


    Anthony

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Jon Wiggett

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 09:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Anthony Gray on February 10, 2012, 09:02:16 PM
Those pants go great with that persimmon driver Colin.


    Anthony



Yes, and the thick pLants in the background eh Sven ;D
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Tony_Muldoon

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2012, 03:49:26 AM »
Quote from: Colin Macqueen on February 10, 2012, 08:07:07 PM
Marty,

Could something like these be mandatory! Hoots mon!


While Marty Bonnar is raising his "Hackels"(sp!), surely it's  worth complimenting the wearer of the lovely 'titfer'. 

Wearing advertishing slogans accross your forehead indoors is the true style crime in professional golf.
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Ron Farris

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Re: Mandatory thick Pants
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2012, 04:08:10 AM »
Who would have known this thread dealt with hairy ligules???
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