Chris:
You make a valid point about "Joe Public" not being aware of the various panelists outside interests; no way could they know.
Brian:
All four new Victorian golf courses are completely different: four separate design firms have seen to that! That can only be a good thing.
Thirteenth Beach, in particular is different to the other three on account of stretching deep into sand dunes country. Prior to this, 4-5 holes meander through low-lying farming pasture land. In my opinion, this course raises the bar, on what constitutes great par threes - all 4 of them.
The National (Robert Trent Jones) is on the highest parcel of land of all the three National Courses, and by common consent, confers the best views. Its fairway are generous. One feature about the National, is that RTJ has made it easy to hit the greens. But due to dead elephants, wicked swales, and so on, to hit the green is not sufficient to score well. Golfers are better off to miss th green - but be on the same level - than having an ego-boosting round (14-16 greens) but shoot 85. It happens all the time! Frequently, 3 putting can be a source of bragging rights, and that is not a positive thing. The older members prefer the course because it is the one that accepts carts.
The Ocean Course strikes me as more stategic than the other 2 National courses, and provides more options. Two of its par 3s are among the best on the Peninsula. But disregard my comments about the Ocean, I'm in the minority.
The Moonah is a grand course and I like it very much, but not as much as the Ocean. To me, it is more penal in nature, and on many tees, one can almost feel the hot steamy breath of G. Norman bearing down and saying - "Now don't miss the fairway young laddie". On account of being the longest straight driver in 20 years, you expect a little bit of that in Norman's courses.
The Moonah Links course is probably the hardest of all four new courses. I have only played it once, and the day was one of those gale peninsula days: impossible to judge it on account of it being impossibly difficult. As saddists, we played from the back tees. If the weather 'turns' just a little
bit, 2-5 over par could win the Australian Open next year - maybe higher. I look forward to playing it it differing winds to better assess it.
Re your question about which course best mimicks the conditions of Scotland and Ireland - none of them - the firm tight knit poverty species grasses are absent - they are all distinctly Australian coastal style. That said, in my opinion, the Ocean Course comes closest to the UK ideal.