There are two kinds of men in this world:
(1) Those who refer to others, sarcastically, as "great men."
(2) Those who refer to themselves, sarcastically (?), as "great men."
Both kinds, I have little doubt, prefer Royal Dornoch -- though, of course, only a truly Great Man blessed with easy access to those mystical links could resist lording his privilege over lesser (?) men.
Modified: Oh, darn. Forgot the smileys! Of course, truly Great Men will be able to see through my bluster to detect the pure silliness within.