Watching Greg Norman chip out on a Sunday is not what I had in mind here, let me assure you!
In an effort to keep the hole both challenging and strategically thrilling despite gains in distance by the professionals, here is what I'm contemplating:
1) remove any trees that have been planted in the past 40 years on that hole.
2) get rid of the mercy bunker to the right of the green.
3) get rid of the 'speed hump' on the right of the fairway.
4) make sure that the playing corridor is at least 75 yards wide.
5) install a central bunker of roughly the same style and artistry as the one that exists (existed) in the 10th fairway, beginning at the 310 yard mark from the tee and running for 30 yards or so. The bunker would vary in width without being more than 15-17 yards wide at any point.
The purpose of the bunker is several fold:
a) golfers have to decide if they want to lay back off the tee only 290-300 yards with their three woods and be satisfied with a 220 yard-ish shot into that green.
b) those who want to risk further yards off the tee (i.e. those who drive it over 310 yards ) will have to pick which side to go for. There will be at least 25-30 yards of fairway on either side of the bunker, which is a reasonable target. If the flag is right, the ace golfer will want to be on the left of the bunker. If the flag is left, the ace golfer will want to be on the right of the bunker.
c) if the bold player unfortunately finds the bunker, all is not lost. He still has the chance to try a miraculous recovery shot from out of the long bunker onto the green.
d) the bunker wouldn't affect the members as they would drive it 70 yards short of it and then easily carry it with their second shots.
What do you think? Do I still have the magic touch or what?! The hole would still only have one bunker - it's just that its position would be far more interesting and entertaining than the sad soap dish to the right of the green.