"Rick Hartman and Bobby Ranum told me that they would tell me the back road way to avoid the mess, but as of today, that info is still a closely guarded secret."
Patrick:
You don't need them take it from me. At the light on rte #27 just before the Mini Cooper S dealer take a left, bear left go to the T, take a left, take the first right down to the stop sign, bear left, past Atlantic to the T, take a right, down to the light at #27, left on #27, down #27 to Easthampton left at the light at the T, right at the flagpole, Whooooa--STOP-- watch out for the car coming from the right--OK now, proceed straight ahead past the 2nd hole, past the #17--whooa look there's a Perry Maxwell green! Past the first green take a right, keeping the clubhouse off the right fender, take a right watch out for the car coming out of the Maidstone parking lot from behind the hedge, take a left at the second opening at the end of the hedge, park at the next opening in the hedge, open driver's side door, get out, open trunk, remove golf bag, proceed to lockeroom past putting green on right, turn around, go back to car, get golf shoes, back to lockerroom door at end of putting green, into second door on left, say your sorry for smacking guy coming other way with door, get locker! Do you want me to tie your golf shoes for you too?