Any golf course in Canada built after WW2 not by Thompson or Rod Whitman. (like any rule there are exceptions, but broadly this is true.)
This is for you....
If you know the tune Rock n' Roll song, it works better ...
I came into town as a designer of renown
A builder of courses about freedom and joy
The land had been bought and I was presented
As the kind of a designer that all could enjoy
As I walked on the land, I found it to be grand
But it was obvious something was wrong
I could tell by the vibe the developer wouldn't be bribed
He wasn't in the mood to listen
He yelled out Design me a Modern Golf Course
Don't give me courses about freedom and joy
Design me a Modernist Golf Course
Or don't design me no course at all.
I showed him some holes that laid on the land
The things that I've come to believe in
It was what I should do, but I knew I was through
His stare told me I should be leaving.
Don’t design me a Minimalist Course
I've had it to here with your fescue and width
Don’t design me a Minimalist Course
There’s no place for my water ... fall
Well, if I designed you a Modern Course
It wouldn't be fair 'cause my head isn't there
So I'll leave you with your Modern Golf Course
And make my way back to the country
Still, I hear Design me a Modern Golf Course
Don't give me golf that I don't want play
Design me a Modernist Course
Or don't design me no course at all.
- Huge Apologies to Valdy -