Here's one I was remiss in not mentioning earlier.
Whenever a "patron", fan, spectator or golf event attendee utters, yells, screams or even says:
- You da man!
- Mashed potatos!
- BaBa-booie
- Light the candle!
...They are immediately removed from the event and barred from returning for 2 years after first providing a note from their parents that they wont do it again.