Runaway winner for thread of the year. Hilarious

You might find this quote of interest from page 141 of George C. Thomas, Jr.s "Mini-Golf Architecture In America:
Tees should never obtrude, and, where possible, they may be part of the fairway.
His so-called "fair-tees" are timeless, as they continue to be used by the modern day mini-golf architects as well as the golden agers.
Mike