The stripes really slow play down when the player backs off to check the alignment is perfect and then repeatedly goes back to the ball and endlessly readjusts it.
To speed play up we need a rule where the ball must be placed on the ground and the hand removed in a single movement, with a maximum of one second allowed to adjust it. Like in chess once the hand is off the ball, it cannot be changed.
The stripes become irrelevant. Keep them if you like, but there will be times you stand over the ball and realise its not straight and you just have to hit it. Placing the ball White side up becomes advantageous.
Won't solve the whole problem but it's a start.
Smart administrators can announce they are abolishing the advice and backstopping rules, oh and there's this new one...