Wow.
A couple of Javelinas were major players in one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was visiting a store of mine (a couple decades ago) that was in the Anthem Outlet Mall. I went into the store before hours and I saw a couple of Javelinas loitering outside the store. I called security to alert them to what was going on because, well, these creatures look really mean. About 5 minutes later, a security guard who must have tipped the scales north of 300 lbs, came into the picture and proceeded to chase them off the property. He was out of view for maybe 30 seconds and the next vision of him was running as fast as he could (not very) and about 5 seconds later, the Javelinas zipped by, in hot pursuit of the security guard. Curiosity, and common decency, took me outside to check on the guy's wellbeing. He'd managed to climb up on a bench, out of harm's way. Another call was placed to the security office and by the time a couple other guys arrived, the pair of Javelinas apparently go bored and left.