Pardon me if I write a bit...that's why we got fingers; to write, and to golf, and occasionally butcher a piano.
I was 22, hoping for 23, and visited the town of St. Andrews in a respectable December. I arrived on a Saturday, and like a good heathen, walked to the Old Course the following morning - forgetful of the sabbath. It was cold, and Tennents will give you a hangover, but I made my way to the New Course and found an old man hunkered in the booth reading the paper; not expecting anybody.
I remember being nervous - just asking the man if I could play golf. he folded the paper and collected my fare and I'll always remember him handing back my ticket and saying, " The course is yours...play well...and if you find yourself out on there at the end, on the Old, just tell them you got lost...happens all the time..." and then he winked ! he was encouraging me to sneak out onto the Old Course and lay a few holes and then come back to what I paid for. I like to consider myself an honest man, and, if I wasn't so lost on the New as a single, I may have taken him up on that wink...
The following morning I grabbed my clubs from the Hostel ( I remember all the young backpackers, with tilted looks: "you came here to golf ?" ) and I marched through town towards the Old Course. I can remember my irons clanking and echoing quite loudly through the stone avenues of St. Andrews - there goes the heathen.
It was maybe 9:30 ( December ) and again, I approached the Starter's hut with caution, and sincerity. It may have been just above freezing; 30 some odd degrees. I put my bag down and approached the gentleman in the booth and asked : "iMay I play the Old Course today ?"
this man was not reading the paper, and so, he studied me closely...
"Do you have a time ?"
"No sir."
"Single ?"
"Yes. Heres my handicap letter from the club. " ( It was forged, with a letterhead from a family friend at Beverly CC in Chicago. The old man never bothered to look at it...I looked like I could play back then.)
I was paired with two Irishmen; old friends, on an escapade, getting their winter rates. One of the man's name was Barry, the other, I don't recall...he was quiet. They both had caddies for the day. I carried a set of old Ben Hogan irons and a Calloway 2 wood, a Powerbuilt persimmon 3 wood, and a putter of course - all clanking around in an old Ping stand bag ( remember those ? How great were those ?)
I hit that 3 wood off the 1st ( t'was my Father's 3 wood when he was growing up ) and I smoked it, with the little fade that comes from wood. One of the caddies, as he was picking up an Irishman's bag, turned and said, "That sounded beautiful." And off we went.
Long story short: I was in awe. Felt like Mars; cold and strange. I pared the 17th, and on the 18th, as we walked over the bridge, I pulled the Hogan irons out of my bag and dipped them in the burn beneath the bridge - a "baptism" of sorts. One of the Irishmen turned around and winked ( lots of winkers in the Isles ). We putted out and shook hands and I still play those irons to this day. I bought a set of Miura's about 7 - 8 years ago and played them for 6 months ( and I hit them fine ) but, there was the occasional sting; because they weren't dipped in the drain spout of St. Andrews.
I will play those irons until the day I die.
Sorry for rambling, thanks for listening. Enjoy the g'alf this weekend.