The USGA defines Scratch and Bogey golfers for handicap calculation purposes.
For scratch men, drives are 250 yards and succeeding shots are 220 yards. For
bogey men, drives are 200 yards and succeeding shots are 170 yards. For scratch
women, drives are 210 yards and succeeding shots are 190 yards. For bogey women,
drives are 150 yards and succeeding shots are 130 yards.
We can further define Birdie golfers. For birdie men, drives are 300 yards and
succeeding shots are 270 yards. Birdie women would most likely be covered by
the scratch men category. After all, so many members of this site have stated
that they prefer to watch the professional women golf, because they can relate
to their games.
Me? I prefer to watch women whether they are golfing or not.
These definitions define one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven shot holes.
Birdie Men: <300, <570, <840, <1110
Scratch Men; Birdie Women: <250, <470, <690, <910
Scratch Women: <210, <400, <590, <780, <970
Bogey Men: <200, <370, <540, <710, <880
Bogey Women: <150, <280, <410, <540, <670, <790, <920
The yardages of the holes in the twelve hole version of The New Course are
692, 511, 557, 445, 868, 225, 518, 453, 533, 727, 431, 635
Birdie Men: 1 1-shot hole, 7 2-shot holes, 1 3-shot hole, and 3 4-shot holes
Regulation play would yield 54 strokes!
Scratch Men; Birdie Women: 1 1-shot hole, 3 2-shot holes, 5 3-shot holes,
and 3 4-shot holes
Regulation play would yield 58 strokes!
Scratch Women: 0 1-shot holes, 1 2-shot hole, 7 3-shot holes, 3 4-shot holes,
and 1 5-shot holes
Regulation play would yield 64 strokes!
Bogey Men: 0 1-shot holes, 1 2-shot hole, 6 3-shot holes, 3 4-shot holes, and
two 5-shot holes
Regulation play would yield 66 strokes. These guys have be struggling to shoot
90! Now tell me they wouldn't love to shoot 66.
Bogey Women: 0 1-shot holes, 1 2-shot hole, 0 3-shot holes, 6 4-shot holes, 2
5-shot holes, 2 6-shot holes, and 1 7-shot holes
Regulation play would yield 79. These women would worship Bernard Darwin and
love me!
By jove, I think we have just solved the slow play problem. 2/3 the putts and
way fewer strokes. Who can argue with that?
For those of you that think seven shot holes are ridiculous, I have played with
80 something ladies for which a par five from the "ladies" tees was a seven shot
hole. These ladies love playing golf. Our club has a weekly "two ball" event.
More accurately it should be called four ball eightsomes. Commonly referred to
as hit and giggle.
When the husband of the couple that sponsored us into the
club became too infirm to play golf anymore, I played these events with the wife
since my wife does not play. So I got quite an exposure to elderly ladies who
love the game.
Another oft recited complaint here is old men that won't move up tees when they
lose distance. They are attributed with having egos that won't let them move up.
I disagree! They love golf! They love hitting the ball! Why would they reduce
the things they love just because they aged a bit?