Jason, well I can't say I like the look of it. But the opportunity to maybe get a crazy bounce out of it certainly adds a bit of fun to it.
Fun Cincinnati-related story, back in my senior year of HS we were getting ready for the sectional tournament at Glenview. We were among the favorites, all the guys on our team were playing pretty well, and we all played Glenview pretty well. I told the team the night before that I thought we would win the tournament and I didn't think it would be particularly close.
So we go out the next day and it's an incredibly windy day. To back up my smack talk I start out by double-bogeying my first hole (#10 on the south course) with a helpful 3-putt from 15 feet. The next hole is that downhill par-3 over water. I think I only had to hit maybe a 9-iron, but I hit a high pull that got up into the wind, which blew it even further left. It went way left over the trees where the cart path runs down to the green. I'm already going to my bag to reload when the ball disappears behind the tree line and (apparently) hits the cart path in some sort of crazy manner that sent it 20 feet into the air and directly backwards towards the tee. It splashed into the water. I went down to the drop area, played about a 40 yard pitch up to 4 feet, and made the putt for bogey. Then I birdied the next hole, went on to shoot 79 for co-medalist honors (yes it was a windy day), and the mighty Loveland Tigers won by 20 shots.
My shot didn't really get a quirky bounce due to a GCA feature, but the point of the story (apart from bragging that I actually won co-medalist honors in a tournament once) is that nearly 30 years later I still remember that quirky bounce - the horror when I saw my ball heading off to a place where I didn't even know I could hit it, surprise when the ball bounced way up in the air, shock when I realized it was coming back at me, laughter along with everybody else in my group at how ridiculous the shot was, and relief after I walked off the green with only a bogey. I really think my round would have turned out different if I'd had to retee and wound up with a 5 or 6.
So have fun with your new monstrosity, and next time I come through Cincinnati I'll drop you a line and hope to come play it myself!