The first hole is about 475 from the back tees and is listed as a par 5 on the scorecard and fits my definition of a half-par hole to a T. There is a bunker protecting the left corner that's about 250 carry (again, from the back tees). From there, the hole turns to the left and goes uphill maybe 20-25 feet to the green. The terrain itself provides visual obstruction to seeing the green and surrounds if you're 175 - 225 out and hoping to hit the green. Importantly, there is also a brilliantly placed approach bunker about 30 - 40 yards short. This bunker really forces you to hit the fairway so it's not in play for the second shot but it also works to virtually hide the entire flagstick from view. This is through the eyes of anyone hitting the ball 230 - 280 in my opinion. Longer players don't worry about it and shorter players have two comfortable shots and an 80 yard pitch. To me, every other feature on the hole is superfluous but the approach bunker makes the hole good and interesting.
A few years ago I was walking up the hole with a buddy who asked what I thought about changing the hole from 5 to 4 on the card. It would give the course more teeth and reduce the total par to 70 which is fine. I said, if that was the goal at our 6,400 yard course, fine but asked what else he would do. He said he would want to take out that bunker because "you can't have a blind approach on a 475 par 4!" What's the MasterCard slogan? Priceless...
At which point I objected and let him know what I thought of that bunker.
Now, what does that mean in this conversation? To me, I'll play more aggressively in an attempt to make a birdie than a par. If it's a par 4 and I hit a poor drive, I'll lay up and hope to get up and down for 4 and be content with a bogey. As a par 5, I have to be stone dead to lay up because if I can just get it over that bunker I have a great chance to make a birdie.
Jim, an apt tale in this context...as I think of it now, there are more than a few sub 500/"half par" holes that start some interesting courses and one 265 yard hole (Fenway) that also does.
But I mainly want to respond to your last paragraph (how you play it); I emphasize that in my no-hole par world, you and your friends and your history and a TV commentator do not have to abandon their traditional nomenclature... I just think stating the yardage and saying "Have at it" will elicit and enhance all the features of your description of the hole in the first paragraph I quoted here....and you make a sound final point, as "no par" tends to dampen that which would have people remove wonderful features (or add penal ones) because they don't appear to fit in some inscrutable idea of rigor pinned to a yardage, pinned to a number.
Isn't it interesting to contemplate, that blindness is less "unfair" when there's no par, that the meanest (but fun and memorable) two shot pit you might encounter is acceptable on a 265 yard hole with no par... That a featureless, straight, slightly downhill wide open hole of 480 yards with F/F conditions and a mild green (I'm thinking #10 Mohansic) is as nearly legitimate a potential for 2,3,4,5,6,7...J, Q, K, (lol, Peter Alliss) as is a 130 yard hole with complications, such as 17 Sawgrass. All of the sudden, just in perspective, the shots and offerings are just the shots and the offerings, judge them and tackle them as you will... (for me, it takes on the "playing" character of simply knowing that 4 will be a good score on any hole, the rest will take care of it itself in relation).
Lastly Jim, your story about Jerry Kelly registers to the extent I think he stole it from me, as I've been needling the members of the clubs I serve/served over 40 years when they negotiate affairs on the putting green, what tees to play, etc. I've told them repeatedly, that you can't leave the reds (5700) until you shoot 72 from the reds, you can't leave the whites (6250) until you've made an attested 4 on every hole, and you can't leave the blues (6550) unless you've broken 80 from the blues... and if you play the blacks, I get paid double.