Okay everyone, I completely and fully retract, unreservedly. Think John Cleese's Archie in Fish Called Wanda being held upside down out a window by Kevin Kline's Otto:
Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You're really sorry?
Archie: I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back?
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you -- or your families -- and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.