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Tom Bacsanyi

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STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« on: November 15, 2020, 01:12:26 PM »
It's the %^&!@% rough and only the rough. It's the rough on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It's the rough in April and November, February and June too. It's the rough up close and the rough from space, it's the rough from any place. It's the rough on the train, it's the rough on a plane. It's the rough in a car and in a bar.


Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


(P.S. feel free to delete this thread, thanks.)
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

--Harry Vardon

Peter Sayegh

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2020, 01:36:01 PM »
Ditto "patrons."Sincerely,Cosimo de' Medici

Tim Gallant

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2020, 01:37:13 PM »
Apparently, the second cut is the deepest...

Kalen Braley

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2020, 02:04:02 PM »
I don't recall hearing this one before:

"Patron Observation Stand"...cause calling em Bleachers just ain't good enough!  ;D

Tom Bacsanyi

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2020, 02:14:20 PM »
I don't recall hearing this one before:

"Patron Observation Stand"...cause calling em Bleachers just ain't good enough!  ;D


What are the shitters called? Excrement Collection Stations?
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

--Harry Vardon

Jeff Schley

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2020, 02:15:04 PM »
I don't recall hearing this one before:

"Patron Observation Stand"...cause calling em Bleachers just ain't good enough!  ;D
Or port a poddy is now called.... "Patron Relief Suites"
"To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice your gifts."
- Steve Prefontaine

Kalen Braley

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2020, 02:21:06 PM »
I don't recall hearing this one before:

"Patron Observation Stand"...cause calling em Bleachers just ain't good enough!  ;D


What are the shitters called? Excrement Collection Stations?


;D ;D

P.S.  And its not a Urinal, its a "Unutilized Fluid Apprehender"

Wayne_Kozun

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Re: STOP CALLING IT THE SECOND CUT!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2020, 10:24:32 PM »
I don't recall hearing this one before:

"Patron Observation Stand"...cause calling em Bleachers just ain't good enough!  ;D
Or port a poddy is now called.... "Patron Relief Suites"
I guess you have never been.  They have proper permanent toilets in several locations.