A Calcutta team consists of an A, B, C and D player. The format is scramble and one of the highlights of every event is the auction. I have spent most of my life in Illinois so will propose a team of famous Illinois residents. Anyone who has ever played in one of these understand that the D player may not have ever touched a club in his life, or it sure looks like it.
Illinois:
A. Mike Small. Mike is both an excellent player and perhaps the finest college coach of all time. A fine Calcutta team always needs a strong captain.
B. Bill Murray. He has won the Pebble Beach pro am after all. A no brainer.
C. Al Capone. I understand he loves golf and hates to lose. He will be handling the bidding.
D. Abe Lincoln. A good conversationalist who won't ask his wife to tag along.
I like my team.