.........so the guys that do it are nice guys and we should trust them because they have our interests at heart?
The guys that do what, Niall? Rate the courses? If that's what you mean, then yes, you should trust them, because they know what they're doing. They measure things, and that stuff all fits into a formula. They also make a few subjective calls, which is why you need people (not to mention that you can't measure
everything on Google Earth or something; checking measurements on-site is still very important) to judge whether a green is "moderately" or "highly" contoured, how difficult it may be to escape from some trees, the average or playing depth of bunkers, etc.
I would much rather have a system that was understandable rather than one that was opaque and needed a computer to work things out.
Do you mean the actual Course Rating and Slope calculations? You could work them out by hand; they're not that difficult to understand if you're familiar at all with the system. But that's what computers are good at - computing. Making sure that a math error isn't made, like humans can often make.
And the end result is just two numbers, which are
EASILY understandable by a human being.
But more to the point, the idea that you keep a score for every round is awful considering they are supposed to be trying to speed the game up.
I can play in 90 minutes keeping score. My daughter and I play, from two different tees, in two hours. I'll often play 18, walking, with two other guys from 6800 yards in under three hours, and we're all keeping score.
This question, I honestly feel, has been addressed already. It's slow PLAYERS that play slowly, not stuff like this. You don't need to play every hole out entirely to post an accurate score for handicap. Heck, you only have to play 13 holes at all to post an 18-hole handicap.
I realize this will all be new to you Niall so your questions come from a place of not knowing, so I get that. I've lived in and lived with this system for quite awhile, and know it better than most simply because of my involvement with my local GA and being a USGA Rater. It'll be okay. I think you'll come to understand the system pretty well. It does a good job while remaining simple, IMO.