Thank you Robin and Mike for the video. I remember watching it that evening and was certain the Buda would become a national event with extended coverage in the years to come.
I recall that Delia Mason's poem stunned the room - at least I was stunned by the gracious gesture. I may have posted it a while ago but maybe not. If not, here it is:
In a big office block
on a big boardroom door
a big sign with gold letters read
World Head of Golf Course Architects
affectionately known as big Ed.
He was tough, he was warm
and his talent immense
he loved golf with a passion so strong
he believed that the course was the master
and no-one would prove his thought wrong.
So, he decided to act
on a kind of a whim
go with - what he felt in his heart -
the ultimate golf course existed,
a course that should stand out apart.
So he set out a challenge
to Course Architects all -
"I don't know what you're looking for -
but there's one thing I do know for certain -
you'll know once you've played it - for sure."
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Another day in the life of Course Architect -
Robin Hiseman sat - pen in hand,
sketching out long contoured fairways -
studying grass types and contours of sand.
He turned around and looked across at his emails -
"Another course rejected by Ed!
mmm, soon he'll want my recommendation" -
he tried hard to concentrate - scratched his head
Pebble Beach, Augusta, Valerrama and Troon
Big Ed had deemed these as - "tameable"!
said they could be played under par
and professional's should be more than capable!
Sawgrass was mentioned then St Andrews, Penina
and Wentworth along with lots more.
"I just don't think 'the' course exists,
Robin sighed -it's just too much of a chore!"
Then, he fell fast asleep but woke up with a start
and slowly remembered his dream -
he had taken six hours to play
on this nightmare short course of eighteen!
Bunkers didn't exist and no water at all
just dogs, bikes, kites, deer and horses
a few ups and downs and .... quarries -
hazard free compared to most courses!
Robin Hiseman remembered then FORE Magazine
and his feature article on "a little gem"
Ed! - he emailed - 'the' course is found
it's called Painswick la-Creme-de-la-creme!
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In a big office block
on a big boardroom door
a big sign with red letters read
No Admittance - Unless It's Critical
and signed in black by Big Ed.
Again, he decided to act
on a kind of a whim
and to run with his intuition
how can 'the' course not have hazards?
So he laid down just one condition
"I will play just one round -
and I'll take ... 50 balls
on my own - this will be faster
and should I end up with no balls at all
then this course, indeed, is the master!"
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Another day in the life of Course Architect
Richard Goodale picked up the phone
he contacted all of his players
and requested they meet him back home.
"Is there anyone here heard of Painswick?
I've looked thru the FORE Magazine -
It's a course with very few hazards -
and with nothing to worry this team -
the GCA Ryder Cup will be ours!!
and it won't be as hard as you think -
yes the course may well have no hazards but
Rest-of-World will be worse for the drink!
"We'll ply them with beer at the start from the Clubhouse
off the eighth - Royal William to hand -
then hipflasks and then - very unsteady -
why else d'you think the eighteenth is so planned?
Like a runway - it will lead them back to the clubhouse
saying ... "Looks like it's two holes on the green here (hic) -
all that ffffresh air affects your vision (hic)" ...
then - they will six putt and buy us some beer!!"
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Painswick welcomes you to our Clubhouse and Fairways
Rest of the World team and The U. S. of A.
We wish you all best of luck with your matches
and besides cups - please take good memories away.
Now you may all wonder where Big Ed is?
He's down Catbrain quarry to the right of the third
searching frantically for his 50th golfball
hysterically sobbing - I have heard.
In an effort to find his last Titleist
to his horror he found - human bones
and eteched in its rusted belt buckle
he found the name ... Indiana Jones!!
So Big Ed is now in a big quarry
on a small course which is - hazard free
being challenged by its natural contours
the way that nature dictates it should be.
We hope our course brings out the Tiger in you! -
that you'll soon be back - no longer in fear -
So! - whenever you feel that you'd like to return -
our course, and all of us, will be waiting ... right here!