Ran,
Beside the obvious set-up flaws (and it is true that from there you do defy some measure of physics to produce a reasonable swing

), you left out the most obvious question:
Why doesn't golf's most beloved have a better tailor? Do we need a GoFundMe page to raise the $$ to properly hem those putrid yellow pants?

.....and maybe get you a working belt?
Jeff,
My information wasn't personal, I already have enough dues liability for a lifetime!