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« **on:** July 30, 2018, 03:23:30 PM »

What is the shortest grammatically correct sentence you can write using a form of the word golf or a common word in the industry at least eight times?

For example, as start: Aerial's aerial of aerated...

For those of you who may not know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

« **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2018, 03:29:13 PM »

Day drinking!

« **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2018, 03:42:18 PM »

Quote from: John Kavanaugh on July 30, 2018, 03:23:30 PM

For those of you who may not know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

I'm sure that's very clever but it made my head spin and I gave up trying to follow the sentence !

« **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2018, 03:54:44 PM »

I think we can get close with Bogie.

« **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2018, 04:16:17 PM »

Of course, and as we all know, the obvious answer is:

At minimum, minimal minimalism minimizes minimalistic mini-minimalists minimally

It's a shame, really, but that's the way of the world these days

« **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2018, 04:18:18 PM »

There is a town Bogie in Australia.

We all know the verb to bogie.

Bogie H is a well loved member of this site.

So simply does this work?

Bogie Bogie Bogie Bogie bogie bogie Bogie Bogie.

« **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2018, 07:43:33 PM »

John, John, john, John. Could only four.

« **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2018, 08:49:12 PM »

If golf is a verb so to could be john.

« **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2018, 10:45:41 PM »

Quote from: John Kavanaugh on July 30, 2018, 08:49:12 PM

If golf is a verb so to could be john.

Not the kind of john I was thinking of.

« **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2018, 08:38:03 AM »

It's not a sentence, but it is a valid phrase: something a golf magazine publisher might request from the photo editor:

Shot shot shot shot shot

Eg.: [ruined] [ball strike] [photograph] [attempt] [injection]

Cheers,
Christian

« **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2018, 09:18:56 AM »

Christian,

You made my morning! Shot is a great word and one of my favorite drinks. I'm frozen in my chair after blowing my mind combining shot and buffalo in the same sentence. Shot Buffalo buffalo shot Buffalo buffalo shot buffalo buffalo shot Buffalo buffalo shot.

« **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2018, 12:24:31 PM »

Country Club of Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

« **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2018, 01:03:28 PM »

Clubs' club clubs club clubs' club clubs' clubs. With clubs, obviously.

Which, I guess, could also be said as: Clubs' club clubs' clubs club clubs' club clubs' clubs.

« **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:05:09 PM »

Quote from: Jason Thurman on August 01, 2018, 01:03:28 PM

Clubs' club clubs club clubs' club clubs' clubs. With clubs, obviously.

Which, I guess, could also be said as: Clubs' club clubs' clubs club clubs' club clubs' clubs.

Clubs' clubs clubs' clubs club club clubs' clubs. Meaning golf clubs that belong to members' clubs, which are clubbed by other golf clubs belonging to members' clubs then also club golf clubs belonging to members' clubs.

I was always partial to the eleven hads in a sentence. John whereas Mary had had "had", had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval.

« **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:14:06 PM »

John, where Mary had had “had had had” had had “had had had had”. “Had had had had” had had even less approval than had had “had had had.”
...

« **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:20:07 PM »

But English has nothing on Chinese.

A story about a lion eating

Shi shi shi ...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4

« **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2018, 07:05:44 PM »

https://youtu.be/a7D3GPKNcSI

Cheers!

« **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2018, 08:13:49 PM »

Four fores before four, for four fours' fours.

« **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2018, 08:23:49 PM »

« **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2018, 02:23:22 PM »

Somehow I thought this would be the peace offering to our favorite link spammer.

« **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2018, 11:04:56 AM »

Shit...I thought this was to be Juan's homage to me and my hometown.

« **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2018, 02:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Neil Regan on August 01, 2018, 03:20:07 PM

But English has nothing on Chinese.

A story about a lion eating

Shi shi shi ...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4

Chinese cheat. There are four different pronunciations (intonations) allowing Shi to have at a minimum 4 different meanings, not to mention the combination shishi means thank you.

« **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2018, 11:00:06 PM »

what's a link spammer?

Quote from: Kyle Harris on August 02, 2018, 02:23:22 PM

Somehow I thought this would be the peace offering to our favorite link spammer.

« **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2018, 08:45:23 AM »

Edward Woodward would.

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