I'm reminded of going as a kid to watch professional wrestling at Maple Leaf Gardens.
The title match was Lord Althol Layton (from Britain) against The Sheik (from the Middle East).
But on the undercard, The Beast (from southern Italy) was up against a lumberjack of some kind (from Quebec, I believe).
They were really hammering eachother. We had ring side seats, and at one point the lumberjack threw the Beast out of the ring and then, following him out, started smashing him with a folding chair -- totally against the rules, but the referee was ineffectual, and though he issued several warning wasn't able to stop this flagrant foul.
Then suddenly, one of the crowd, an actual audience member, not a plant, couldn't take the injustice anymore and decided to take matters into his own hands; he grabbed a chair and started hitting the lumberjack!
But after only a few moments, and much to my dismay, the Beast stepped in and helped the lumberjack -- violently pushing his would-be defender back into the crowd before making sure his opponent was okay!
Later I told myself that it was because the Beast wanted to win fair and square, and didn't want any outside help. But of course, the two of them - though ostensibly 'opponents' -- were actually part of the same charade and thus would always stick together against any such outside interference/real danger.
Likewise: Sergio played his role, the pro golfer grinding it out to get to East Lake; the ref as well made all the right noises and motions, dressed in his official uniform and looking very serious; and Phil graciously set aside his opponent's role and later admitted that, having been the cause of such delays for his own playing partners in the past, he could only patiently wait and wish Sergio the best.
The lesson here: no matter what the sport, including golf, we are never that far away from a professional wrestling match!
Peter