I'm selfish, and greedy. I want it all. I look for every opportunity to glorify myself. I play the game for self-gratification - to bolster my ego, to feel good about myself, and to impress others. So if I shoot a 76 and it's the best total score in my group, I'm going to be crowing about that score as if par was utterly meaningless; but if it *isn't* the best total score that day, I'll instead focus on my two or three birdies and long string of pars -- as if par were the most important and telling thing in all the world. And on the off-chance that a 76 *ties* for best score of the day, I will find a way to do *both*, ie to hold two mutually exclusive belief systems simultaneously -- par being both meaningless and arbitrary but at the exact same time the most basic and fundamental of all possible metrics.
Ah, it feels nice to admit that...