This is Stoke Park (better known as Stoke Poges), in Stoke
Poges, England, designed by Colt & Alison. SP is most
famously known as the setting of "Royal St. Marks" in the golf
scenes of the seminal James Bond movie "Goldfinger". A more
recent Bond movie, Tomorrow Never Dies, was filmed there
along with the boat scenes in Bridget Jones' Diary.
Here is the layout (big):
http://www.stokepark.com/pdf/stokepoges.pdffrom the web site:
http://www.stokepark.comother clues include:
"most of you (red-blooded) guys should have seen before
(some as far back as 39 years ago!)." = 39 years ago was the
1964 movie Goldfinger.
"Jeff Spicoli slang for surfer magazine" = "stoked"
"Unfortunately the most famous hole here is almost invisible -
it's at 9 o'clock from the 'clubhouse' beyond what looks like a
ghastly building site" = the par 3 7th, the model for the par 3
12th at Augusta National.
"More recently used in a funny commercial where the CEO
hands over the reigns to his surfer-like nephew or grandson or
something and everyone owning stock in the company bails."
= he said "I'm so stoked!"
80's Folk/punk band whose original name (cut short to named
known by) was Gaelic for "kiss my arse". = The "Pogues,"
original name was Pogue Mahone.
"sounds a bit like a short version London suburb." = Stockley Park
"Alas, poor Auric!" = Auric Goldfinger was Bond's nemesis
"Royal St Mark's"
"Fired-up surfer joins that punk band? Not anymore, now the
surfers gather in the Park.= "Stoked park"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" = Perhaps most famous
lines from Goldfinger.
"Nice wee little 'flat' for a clubhouse here....":
"Random Task as cheating caddie here" = "Odd Job", and
Random Task was Dr. Evil's hitman from the first Austin
Powers movie, a blatant takeoff on Goldfinger's Odd Job.
"Bridget Jones and her boyfriend Hugh Grant have spent some
time in that pond."
"a really popular urethane skate board wheel in the 1970's," = "Stoker"
"those collectable Milk Bottle Caps" = Pogs
"Lois Lane" was the villainess and "Crouching Tiger..."
heroine/love interest was the, uh, heroine/love interest (well,
for Bond it's just another notch in the bedpost )." =
Tomorrow Never Dies, with Teri Hatcher and Michelle Yeoh.
A C&A production = Colt & Alison.
"There may very well be a Slazenger red lying half plugged in
the left rough of the 17th hole here...." as well as
a "rectangular indentation in one of the first few greens"
=more Goldfinger references