Where do I live: Westside of Cincinnati, OH. If you've been to Cincinnati, you understand the East/West divide.
I’ll assume this is driving instance. For my public course, it wouldn’t matter. For my private course, there’s one closer by the crow flies, but that pesky Ohio River, even with a ferry, makes it technically longer than the one below.
Public: Hartwell Golf Course (9 holes) - 16 miles away
Who designed it? - No clue who designed it or when it opened. I know it used to be a private course for CG&E ( former Cincinnati Gas & Electric) and became public. Outside of that, I don't know much.
What would the answer be if you played it your next round? - Well, notched that one, I guess.
What's stopping you? - I’m a member of another club in town, limited time, no desire to play it. The dogleg on the third hole just looks downright dangerous for a slice.
Private: Hidden Valley Golf Club (Indiana) - 12.5 miles away
Who designed it? - Jack Kidwell and Michael Hurdzan
What would the answer be if you played it your next round? - Sure, I guess. Some holes appear pretty funky though; and not necessarily good funky.
What's stopping you? - Probably nothing. I don’t think I know any members, but I’m pretty sure they take reciprocal play. I guess because I mostly play out of my club (which is close by and I enjoy both course and culture), I have relatively limited time for outside rounds, and there are a lot other courses in the Cincy/Dayton area that are higher on my (realistic) priority list.