This is Lake Nona, in Orlando, FL, designed by Tom Fazio.
Lake Nona probably has more PGA Tour players as members
than any other club in the country. It's proximity to the O
Intl airport, year-round weather, and lack of FL income tax
are big benefits for PGA Tour players.
Here's a link to the layout (too huge to post):
http://www.lakenona.com/pages/siteclos.html#anchorfrom the informationless web site:
http://www.lakenona.com/pages/golfclub.htmlother clues include:
"another typical AOTD, located in the land of
typicals (according to one" = refers to "typical Fazio" thread
and "typical" courses in Orlando area, posted by one.
"This club just might have the best-playing membership in
the world." = many Tour players
The water feature figures in the name. = "Lake"
"Manufactured boy band named after this metro area" = "O-
Town", created in Orlando for ABC TV show, sometimes
nicknamed O-Town.
"Daddy Jack's stomping grounds" = GCAer John Conley
"One of those metropolitan areas without an outstanding golf course." = Orlando
"I hate when I repeat architects consecutively (just a fluke)."
= Fazio, who designed previous AOTD, Karsten Creek
Near the "Kingdom of Rodent." = Disney World
"PGA Tour's home away from home?" = Tour player
Near the King's place and Tiger's place (previous AOTDs from
this "Woolridge" town). = Bay Hill, Isleworth, and former
NBA player "Orlando" Woolridge
Named after "Nobody but Me" by the Isley Brothers? = "No
No No No No...." is like "Nona"