Chris,
This journey of yours is taking on a "Tour of The Hebrides" aspect. Johnson made some very acerbic remarks about dear Scotland amongst which was,
"Knowledge was divided amongst The Scots like bread in a besieged town, to every man a mouthful, to no man a bellyful"
However he would have been completely wrong in regards to the golfing knowledge of which you will be the lucky beneficiary as you all go together whacking your golf ball over (through!) the heather.
As you can see your wee adventure is making me, sitting here in Oz, nostalgic and maudlin.
And watch out for that Marrrrty Bonnarrrrr if he's nae workin' he will hae been out gowfin' and have sharpened his game summit awfu!
Have a fine time,
Orra best Colin