It's kind of fascinating: I don't know what the readership numbers are for GOLF, but there may be, right now, a million golfers out there who have played none of those courses, and about a thousand golfers in here who have played all of them. In another era, some of us would've been amongst the chosen few who got in behind the ropes at Studio 54, while the giant crowd of kids from the suburbs stood outside and gawked. Fast and firm is the new cocaine, Mike Keiser the new Andy Warhol, and our beloved Ran serves pretty well as Gay Talese.