This one will be it for me; I can't imagine having any more to say about this. We "progressed" to the point where Dave has me calling Donald Ross a liar, and Mike says that I've "thrown in the towel". (Mike is sort of right; I threw in the towel on coaching golf back in 2006 when my son's high school baseball career started, and I threw in the towel on working at all three years ago.)
So for clarity:
1. I don't like slow play. I don't play slowly, no matter what format I'm playing. Walking on my own on an empty course, if I'm not back in under three hours, send out a search party; I'm face down somewhere.
2. When I coached golf, I was on my players' asses on a daily basis about THEIR pace of play.
3. Whether or not the proper pace of play is 3.5, or 4, or 4.5, or whatever, a VERY important question, and critical at EVERY course; I've never said otherwise.
4. Holding HS golfers to whatever the course has determined to be the proper pace of play for a four ball is more than reasonable; it's essential. Again, I've never said otherwise.
5. Four ball stroke play, of all of the possible formats, is the slowest out there. This does NOT mean that it can't be completed at a pace that meets course standards; it can be and ABSOLUTELY should be, and I have NEVER said otherwise on this stinking mess of a thread. (Go ahead; go back and look.) But a four ball stroke play competition, be it a club tournament or a HS match, has very little in common with the way a casual round of golf, or even the Saturday am points game, is played. If you are standing in the fairway getting pissed because a player on the green is marking a 2' putt, guess what? You're going to be pissed A LOT! (Dave throws in the silly red herring of old, infirm guys in the club tournament, but he KNOWS that the good players are just as slow, if not slower; witness the PGA Tour. But he's an attorney, so there you go...)
6. As long as a high school match is meeting the course's stated pace of play standard, there is NOT a problem, and the club staff KNOWS that. That a single or a twosome is unable to play thru between 3 and 6 groups in order to get their round completed in 2.5 to 3.5 hours late in the afternoon doesn't change that at all, and the club staff know THAT, too. And that the same individuals who bitch about everything at the club from the speed of the greens to the temperature of the beer comes in and bitches about HS kids doesn't change anything, either, and the club staff knows that, too.
Done.