Niall,
Have they been relevant for this tournament?
Were they introduced to make the hole more difficult for the better players?
If the answers are yes and yes, Are the early indications that they have failed in their objective?
From Mr Huggan's article:
2nd Two new bunkers short and right of the green
“The tee here is an example of a change we made some time ago. It wasn’t all about making the drive harder; it was about getting a longer club in the player’s hands for the second shot.
“At St Andrews, it makes a huge difference when your ball is coming into a green high rather than low. So I want them to be hitting a 4-iron rather than an 8-iron. The problem now is that the course is as long as it is ever going to be.
When is a low handicapper going to be coming in with a 4iron on a 411yard hole (a bit more for the pros)? Not terribly often I'd have thought.
As for your thoughts on the 2nd you are of course welcome to them. I haven't been there since the changes and it is entirely possible that they affect play differently to how I think it would. But it seems from my own experience and from your own description that the major problem with them is the worse your handicap or shorter hitter you are the more they affect you. For a pro they make the hole marginally more difficult, for a low club player moderately more difficult, for the hacker coming in with 6iron+ they make the hole extremely difficult. For the 10-15hcp+ it was already a toughish par when the pin was on the right and very tough when up on the left (stroke index of 6).
For a hole that stats, and my own (much less valuable) anecdotal experience, would suggest is regularly one of the harder on the course. I just don't see the point.
Thanks for the comedy review, I'm sure you have impeccable credentials, I'll hold off on the stand up career.