I guess the query is to think back to that epochal moment when the personal paradigm not only shifted, but blasted off the planet. After reading and studying a fairly impressive collection of books - having grown up at Olympic and frequently spoiled by Cypress, Spyglass and Pebble Beach - oddly, it was a trip East in 1988 that started the journey down the path of insanity.
We started out with a week at Pinehurst, drinking in every inch of the culture and courses - not to mention the fellowship, booze, broads and chipping contests at the Pinecrest Inn. Michael Jordan and his coterie were staying there too - he was a perfect asshole, but that is a story for another day. We played The Pit every afternoon - I had never been to Lahinch or Prestwick then, but my love for it solidified my offbeat sensibilities.
The next stop was a quicky to Oakmont, then to Philly, where we played Aronimink & Merion East, followed by a drive to Westchester and all things Winged Foot W&E - along with a couple other gems up there. So far so good - everything was lovely and incredibly impressive, especially since I was not used to the difference between the right and left coast.
Garden City was like discovering that nondescript, conservatively dressed librarian type who turns out to be a nymphomaniac, WTF was that? And it ends on a par-3? Something very odd was going on there - the magnetic fields between my ears were changing and my compass was spinning backwards.
I began to get my bearings a little bit with Shinnecock. Grandiose, expansive, majestic - a bit like a combination of Pebble and Spyglass with the brute force and brawn of Olympic. Maybe there was hope I might be able to arrange this knowledge in some kind of rational order to slow down the blur - and make sense of what I had learned and experienced.
The next day we put on our coats and had lunch at this stately looking clubhouse overlooking Bulls Head Bay and Sebonac Inlet. Before that day, I hated macaroni and cheese; now, it reminds me of the most wondrous journey of my golfing life, in the same way a snifter of tequila smells like the essence of the person who passed over my very first shot with a kiss.
After we finished our round, I told Timmonds - the magical little troll who led us around Macdonald's monolith from the past - that NGLA changed not only how I view the game of golf, but life itself. It was like being hit in the face with the scepter of truth - like Moonwatcher in 2001, being chosen to ingest the first hint of an epiphanous avalanche too large to absorb or comprehend all at once.
Truth is, I never fully recovered an ability to "just play" because it took me so deep, so quickly, the bends would surely kill me if I ever tried to swim to the surface.