We Have Found the Golden Grail of Golf History

[Sven Nilsen]

One of the great mysteries of our time is where did Carl Spackler learn the techniques for attempting to rid Bushwood of the gopher. 

Until now historians assumed the age old methods had been passed down over the eons from one assistant greenskeeper to another.  The identity of the very first custodian to lay down the letter of the law for eradicating the scourge from our courses has remained shrouded in the cobwebs of time.

At long last, the Magna Carta of Maintenance has been found, penned by the efficiently named E. C. Brown.  Enjoy.

[Ronald Montesano]

This would have been an awesome April Fools to play. In Hispanic countries, el dia de los Santos Inocentes is on December 28th, their version of April Fools, so I'll pretend that was your intent.

Carl Spackler = #underrated

[Terry Lavin]

From the only surviving co-author of the movie:
Hah! What year is that from? Mr EC Brown sounds very much like Mr Wiley Coyote. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[Sven Nilsen]

From the only surviving co-author of the movie:
Hah! What year is that from? Mr EC Brown sounds very much like Mr Wiley Coyote. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Tell that mope to stay tuned for our riveting series on the history of soda prices.

[Terry Lavin]

As you wish!

[Jim_Kennedy]

Quite a difference between Capability Brown and Exterminate Critters Brown.