Someone needs to host mr Moriarty at Dismal. He might still hold on to some of his criticisms but I am sure he'd have a great time.
Mike Hamilton.
I have no doubt that golfing Dismal Red would be a "great time." In the photos the course looks terrific and I have great respect for Tom Doak's work. I have never played a course of his I didn't enjoy. I've have no opinion on where it should place in any "ranking" (I generally don't go in for such things) but it doesn't surprise me one bit that DRR is somewhere within the top 50 modern courses in the country, which is where the 2014 Golfweek List places the course.
As for my supposed "criticisms," in my opinion they have been blown out of proportion by overzealous Dismal supporters who treat anything less than obsequiousness as a reprehensible affront.
In brief, I have long been interested in the evolution of golf course design generally, and the impact of carts on golf architecture specifically. So naturally Tom Doak's so-called "Open Jaw," remote start routing at Dismal interests me, because it requires golfers shuttle about the property in golf carts, and also creates a predominately downhill routing. I have asked a number of questions and raised a number of concerns about the "open-jaw" concept, and I have raised similar questions about DRR and other courses (Sand Hills for example) that require a long cart ride to the first tee. While my questions and concerns have lead to near apoplexy among the Dismal boys, I am not the only one with such concerns. In fact, Tom Doak himself had very similar concerns when he considered (then thought better of) a downhill, "open-jaw", remote start routing at Rock Creek.
Would my concerns keep me from enjoying a round at Dismal River or cause me to condemn the design? Of course not. As I said, I have similar concerns with the remote start at Sand Hills, but still enjoyed playing there and consider it the first and most important golf course of this generation of golf courses. Surely I would enjoy a round a Dismal Red, but I cannot imagine that it would erase my questions or concerns, as they are much broader than any one course.
As for your suggestion that someone host me at Dismal I appreciate the thought, but I have no interest whatsoever in accepting an invitation to play there. This has nothing to do with the course itself.