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ian

The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« on: December 12, 2003, 08:49:39 PM »
To the tune of “We three kings” with far too much artistic licence

We the devoted to Golf Architecture,
for hidden gems, we surely endure
shunning the modern, admiring the forgotten,
pushing to find the pure.

O, course of wonder, vision in my sleep,
lots of greens surrounded by sheep,
greens are shaggy, the fairways are craggy,
with pot bunkers insanely deep.

Born was golf on St. Andrew's plain;
for inspiration we return again and again;
sod walls forever, waterfalls o’ never,
All on the perfect terrain

O course of wonder, in a marvellous town,
a timeless quality, a course of renown
all full of history, the origins a mystery
amazing buildings all around.

Seeking rumpled fairways and the uneven lie;
not that containment mounding ,that makes us all cry;
wild contours worth praising, chipping areas are amazing,
native grasses grow up high.

O, course of wonder, test of might,
with no mounding anywhere in sight,
minimalist leaning, maintenance meld proceeding,
with greens at the perfect height.

Modernist architecture is a bitter perfume
Unnecessary mounding, the gathering gloom;
Over-watering has me crying, the ground game is dying,
Always lengthening till no room.

O, course of wonder, you’ve become suddenly short,
the doctor’s desire to lengthen I must retort
Distance is soaring, this golf is boring
USGA please go to court!

From nowhere did the renaissance arise,
thanks to Ran Morrissette’s financial sacrifice,
Tom Paul types, "Hallelujah!", Mucci screams “screw ya!”
But now hopefully all are wise

O, site of wonder, theories in fight,
with no sleeping during the night,
historical leaning, many discussions proceeding,
all on an Golf Architectural site.


Happy holidays to everyone on the site, and thanks for all the enjoyable threads throughout the year.

Ian Andrew

stovepipe

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2003, 09:01:11 PM »
Ian.
   Your a poet,
   and you did'nt know it.  ;D

Joe Hancock

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Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2003, 09:21:14 PM »
....but his feet show it, because they're such longfellows....

Bah da bum!
" What the hell is the point of architecture and excellence in design if a "clever" set up trumps it all?" Peter Pallotta, June 21, 2016

"People aren't picking a side of the fairway off a tee because of a randomly internally contoured green ."  jeffwarne, February 24, 2017

stovepipe

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 09:33:06 PM »
J Hancock.
   That dont ryhm.  ;D

Doug Wright

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Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2003, 12:39:48 AM »
Ian,

Well done sir! Happy Holidays to you.

Best,
Twitter: @Deneuchre

Dan Kelly

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Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2003, 10:01:01 AM »
Ian --

And a merry, merry Christmas to you, too, sir.

Dan

P.S. If you ever get to one of these GCA gatherings, be sure to carry some copies of this with you. Can't you see it? Late night in a bar somewhere ... bunch of semi(?)-soused golf-architecture nuts ... singing along with Ian?

Having tried to sing this song sober, I'm pretty sure it'd be easier to sing it drunk!
"There's no money in doing less." -- Joe Hancock, 11/25/2010
"Rankings are silly and subjective..." -- Tom Doak, 3/12/2016

ian

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2003, 10:08:02 AM »
Dan,

Things like this must make it clear why I keep my posts short and try use pictures. My english teachers still cringe with the mention of my name.

I did have a drink from the flask Tom Paul sent me before I started. Although I think poetry was not his intent. ;D

Happy holidays Dan

RJ_Daley

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Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2003, 11:54:08 AM »
Thanks for the entertaining parody, Ian.  Just like Santa, you come in the nick of time... ;D
No actual golf rounds were ruined or delayed, nor golf rules broken, in the taking of any photographs that may be displayed by the above forum user.

A_Clay_Man

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2003, 12:13:44 PM »
Perhaps a subliminal campaign in the TV and Radio markets surrounding Alfie Wards property, to start?

Very clever and pretty substinative. Thanx

ian

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2003, 09:52:39 PM »
Adam,

Please explain, you lost me somewhere.

Norbert P

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Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2003, 09:48:01 PM »
  Thanks again Ian for the annual Christmas poem.  Always enjoy them.  (Saved as well into my GCA file.  Do you have the others still on file?  eg Night Before Christmas, etc?)  

  I actually put an audio CD in to read with the music (instrumental renamed We Five Kings).  It worked quite effectively until Ian (Anderson) got into his jazzy flute snorfling.  Yes, shamefully, it was from the new Jethro Tull Christmas Album.  Damn, I am predictable.  I can see a dozen eyes rolling across the planet.

 Merry Christmas, y'all

 Be well, be kind, be generous
"Golf is only meant to be a small part of one’s life, centering around health, relaxation and having fun with friends/family." R"C"M

ian

Re:The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2003, 09:55:43 PM »
Slag,

Do you have the old ones?

I lost all in the "Great Computer Drive Crash of 02"

Its the first one that I would like to retrieve.

Ian

Joel_Stewart

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Re: The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2014, 03:55:01 PM »
Always a good read.

Ian Andrew

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Re: The Annual Christmas Poem Returns
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2014, 11:14:34 PM »
I have a few:
The best one was Twas the Night Before Christmas ...
I should have stopped after that one.

Merry Christmas all...
With every golf development bubble, the end was unexpected and brutal....

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