Michael, I didn’t mean any offense by calling your “easy 4 or 5” a humblebrag. I just think you have to realize that you’re a better player than most if you can label a 590 yard hole as such. I think there’s a trap that exists when we start discussing architecture only through the lens of better players. The changes you propose might make the hole more interesting for tournament play, but they only make it less equitable for weaker players who are playing against a stronger player in club play. A strong player who hits it longer already has a major advantage over that weaker player, and now you’re looking to move the water hazard to a spot in the landing area that forces the weak player to lay up while allowing the stronger player to cross, which only further exaggerates that disparity.
Personally, I think the primary consideration of a hole should be how it will play 95% of the time during member play, and not how it will play for low handicappers in tournaments. A weak player who’s getting a stroke or two in daily play has a fighting chance on the hole as currently designed, as he and his opponent are both crossing the water on their second shot and his deficit off the tee is no worse than it is on any other hole, and might even be reduced if he’s playing against someone like my buddy who has to lay up. Stick the water in a spot where the bomber can clear it and the bumper can’t, and you’re really screwing the weaker guy.
Also, as you mention, the water comes into play at the 300 yard mark on the right. It also looks from the aerial shot like the ideal angle off the tee would be toward the right to help open up the fairway for the layup. So in fact, water is in play off the tee for strong players who pull out driver for an aggressive tee shot and either push their drive or choose to challenge that right side. As Kevin suggests, I doubt that anyone could reach or clear the water when the hole was built, but it does seem like the water up the right side is easily in play for a lot of good players and adds some risk/reward to the challenge of finding the ideal position.