Brian,
"some of the girls looked cute, some were a bit pudgy and some were just a mess"
He really said that did he? That's amazing!
Peter himself is a bit pudgy and often looks a mess and somewhat windblown in my opinion!
For me he will never top his statement regarding the streaker at one of The Opens being led away by an old time bobby. The very proper copper used his helmet to discretely cover up this criminal's privates. Peter opined to millions of television viewers "My, oh my, oh my. What a big, big fuss over such a little, little thing."
Cheers Colin