Mark Bourgeois (or however the vowels are arranged): The Most Royal Order Of The Garter, given for incomparable snobbery and condescension, only to be rivaled by...
Jeff Warne (who is wrong only in this instance): The Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, for prickly yet manly snobbery and hubris. (EVEN THOUGH I MISREAD HIS INTENT IN HIS POST ABOVE...EDITOR'S NOTE)
A) The list consists of 30 golfing grounds, so the random, Warnerian number of 35 is of no concern nor application;
B) A count-down, in reverse order, with verification of pedigree:
30-Royal Porthcawl = links
29-Macrihanish = links
28-EIEIO = links (sorry lads, but it is, high atop a bluff as it might be)
27-European Club = I'll give you this one as not a links
26-Cabot = links of the most Canadian variety
25-Cruden Bay = links
24-Waterville = links
23-Barnbougle Dos = I'll give you this one, also, as not a links (ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE IF IT WERE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK_EDITOR'S NOTE)
22-Hoylake = well, hoy paloy, another links
21-North Berwick = links
20-Bandon Dunes The Old Course = links (see #28 above)
19-Lytham = links
18-Castle Stewey = I'll give you this one as not a links (that's 3 of 13)
17-Kingsbarns = potatoe field or whatever it was, not a links
16-Portmarnock = links
15-Trump = links (don't confuse his hair for untameable fescue)
14-Troon = links
13-Lahinch = links
12-Barnbougle Uno = Feeling charitable, not a links (THERE IS MUCH DEBATE OVER WHERE UPSTATE NEW YORK BEGINS AND WHERE IT DOESN'T_EDITOR'S NOTE)
11-Birkdale = links
10-RSG = links
09-Carnoustie = links
08-Bandon Dunes The New Course (aka Packy Dunes) = links for the same reason as the other two
07-Turnberry = links
06-Ballybunion = links
05-Portrush = links
04-Dornoch = links
03-Muirfield = links
02-RCD = links
01-TOC = links
Ahem, I say, AHEM...a bit of conduct, if you would. Final tally is 25 links, 5 non-links.
Come at me now. (I'VE DECIDED YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AT ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.)