Steve Lang,
Will you cut that out! We have enough transplants already who don't check their attitudes and politics at the border while jamming our roads and golf courses. When Houston's weather comes up, I tell the story of playing the Jackrabbit course at Champions first off on an early June morning, riding, and being completely soaked through with perspiration before the turn. Despite a long shower and applying various remedies available in its superb locker room, I suffered from the worst case of jock rot for days. I still can't believe it, but two sets of friends who moved to Houston and one to Atlanta from Dallas all report that the climate is better at their new locations.
My wife's former boss questioned our sanity while hosting me for a farewell round at The Golf Club in 1978, noting that of all the places in the U.S. he could live, Dallas was "hot as hell" and it wouldn't be a consideration. The summer of 1980 proved him right on the first and probably sensible on the second.
Jim Hoak, Mike Beene,
Same admonition to you. Yes, when the temperature climbs, the humidity goes down, and so does the wind, making golf a bit easier, but eliminating all relief. And come June, the clouds and rain disappear for three months, but that damned Bermuda loves the sunlight, heat, and irrigation water, so whatever help our games receive from calm conditions, thick rough and grainy greens more than take it away. As to the lifestyle, we have several reminders here- crappy weather (tornadoes, hail the size of softballs, extreme heat, droughts, ice; aren't we about due for an invasion of cicadas, and how about those damned crickets?) bad schools, uninsured residents, low wages, rude drivers, bunches of right-wing whackos armed to the teeth- that paint a different story. Have played 100+ rounds annually a number of times. Been in the DFW Metroplex for 33+ years; will likely be buried here. And I don't even escape for a few weeks to CA, Santa FE, or HI. Go figure.