I mostly play golf with former GCA members.
Those are the best kind.....
In terms of current participants, I prefer to
imagine golfing with most of you, lest I actually play with you and have to re-think my warm feelings and high regards. I wouldn't want any reason to doubt that you:
walk and carry your own bag, play very fast, make smart strategic choices, replace your divots, are 8 handicaps, love watching the ball bound along hard brown surfaces, keep your politics to yourselves, relish firm, fast and heavily contoured greens, taken irons off the tee, use a putter from 40 yards away, never keep score, play with only 6 clubs (for more fun and challenge), are always friendly with women, children and small dogs, tip your caddies handsomely, drink heavily, talk about and listen to nothing but golf architecture, enjoy each other's company immensely, and always dress appropriately -- all under 3:45 minutes.
Now, all of that may in fact be true....but I'd rather not risk finding out for sure