Peter,
Pithy post of the century.
And:
For all of you whining about the Gretzky cover - well, get over yourself. This can be the precursor to the LPGA Centerfold of the Month. If a mag like GD is trying to get a few new subscribers, sex sells. I still have a permacrush on Jan Stephenson.
Next time one of you politically correct douches comes into a doctors office and find a woman reading anything but People and Cosmo - whose April headline shrieked how to "break the bed" with the latest sex moves - let me know.
Women LOVE to sneer that men are pigs, but we all know their fantasies are every bit as lurid.
The LPGA is fun to watch as a trifling amusement like the WNBA, but if they don't cut the shit and quit pretending that 90% of their sponsors are corporate clowns trying to make points with politically correct lock-steppers, they are doomed as an unsustainable and failed ideological experiment, subsidized by corporate guilt and underwritten as a tax write-off.
90% of the women who actually buy a ticket WITH THEIR OWN MONEY to attend an LPGA event are horny lesbians or hot shit amateurs who want to see how the big girls throw their hips into the ball. The rest of the gallery are men hoping Natalie Gulbis has a wardrobe malfunction or have a Bank of America pass for free booze.
Asian journalists do not count because they are there to make sure that poor Korean gal trying to make it on tour is harassed into insanity.