Shivas,
I am deeply disappointed by your earlier analogy. I was under the impression that we were to do our best to keep discussions on this site on topic and less personal. It is beneath us all for you to bring up the EX of our own Jr. Rajun Cajun as an example of the futility of putting lipstick on a pig. Not that I have ever met Sandra (who the hell is she?), but I am sure that she has some very redeeming features.
Seriously though, we may have too low of an opinion of the average golfer out there. Yes conditioning is very important to most, but I believe that design is what keeps bringing most people back. Part of good design is the artful use of topography and aesthetics, and these together are what keeps bringing us back to the same courses.
At Ohio State, the Scarlet and Grey courses were similarly conditioned, yet the play on the Scarlet course was considerably greater. My current home club is associated with four other private clubs at a nominally higher membership level, all operated similarly and in comparable playing conditions. My home club has the best design and we get the most play by a wide margin from members of the other clubs.
I agree with Redanman completely. You can defer maintenance a bit on a well designed course, specially in the fairways and roughs without major consequences over the short term. In fact, if the superintendent skimps on water and fertilizer, some of us would like it better.
At great expense, an owner can dress up his pig all he wants, but it is still the same basic uncomely animal. And I do believe that the average Joe can see the difference.