I am disappointed, Adam. I mean, who can pirouette with a sledgehammer (ok, it would have to be custom made and weigh about four ounces) past parallel and still hit the ball in the general direction of the target? It is definitely contrived, so doesn't it qualify as "authentic".
Leary and Topp- you pretty boys make the appropriate concessions for age and poor form and we'll play for more than a Mexican peso. You guys from the tips, me from the seniors, Fazio or Ross, rain or shine, F&F or S&G. I'll be at the DC in October with my unauthentic swing. You boys come on by.