I've been away from playing golf for a few years. I did play a bit of golf at this year's King's Putter. I was shocked by how many people now use distance aids.
Perhaps if you got out of your head once in awhile and played golf on terra firma you'd find that "distance aids" are more the rule than the exception. Though I'm a Luddite by gca.com standards, I have a GPS watch which I like a lot (incidentally, I was turned-on to the device by my host at Deal a couple years back, not having seen one before). To date, I have had two guys, both GCAers, who have declined distance advice, though on a course that was well marked.
Unlike Sean, I like the conveniences of the modern world where I can have a choice of a Big Mac, tofu, or a home-packed bologna sandwich with relative ease. Dan. for a self-professed libertarian, you don't seem to like options. Not that you're becoming a curmudgeon, but with age and ill-temper comes failing vision. Live and let live?
All the arguments about wind, firmness, links, etc. may have some validity, but knowing the linear distance is but one step in considering what shot to hit. Used properly, distance aids can speed up play and help the traveling golfer enjoy his round more. As usual, Brent provides reasonable advice- inform your playing partners of your preferences on the first tee and let everyone have a good time. And if someone blurts out a distance, know that they mean well. After all, do you think that your unique sartorial preferences might not cause similar dissonance for an occasional ultra-sensitive individual (not me of course, the zanier the more entertaining)?