A friend of mine who used to exclusively play a three wood off the tee, but always carried a dirver in has bag, swears that this happened in Scotland (Carnoustie, perhaps).
Somewhere on the first nine the caddy said "This hole is a driver, sir." My friend said "I don't hit a driver."
Early on the back nine it happened again, with the caddy insisting that THIS hole was so long he HAD hit driver. My friend repeated, "I don't hit driver."
Then on a long par four, into a Scottish breeze, the caddy almost demanded that he hit driver, and got the same response from my friend.
To which the caddy replied, "Awright then, sir, but what in bloody fooking hell have I been carrying it around for all day then?"
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