In the last five lines, we get this Friday News Dump:
(The par-three 12th, for example, is already in the process of being replaced with a new hole that gets closer to the water.)
Yawn...WHAT!?!?
In the first year, a hole is already facing eviction, foreclosure, erasure? Does anyone of this august assemblage have a bit more information on this maneuver, other than "gets closer to the water"?