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Steve_ Shaffer

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More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« on: November 30, 2012, 12:19:43 PM »
"Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses ... "  Adlai Stevenson
Hyman Roth to Michael Corleone: "We're bigger than US Steel."
Ben Hogan “The most important shot in golf is the next one”

Brad Isaacs

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 12:54:21 PM »
I'll make sure to be wearing Plus 4"s next time I see Mr. Logan.  ;D

John Kavanaugh

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 12:57:02 PM »
Rule 33-1/12:
 
If while admiring a logoed shirt in the pro shop a player discovers that the shirt retails for $125 or more, the player is permitted to hock a loogie onto the front of the shirt and discreetly return it to the display table.

This last weekend my Dry Cleaner burnt to the ground where I lost 21 items of clothing.  The insurance company called my wife where she proudly told them that my shirts cost $75 apiece new.  All those lies I have told her over the years came back to roost.

Garland Bayley

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 01:28:15 PM »
Clearly Joe Logan has the yips and is upset by the recent rules announcement.

I'm not giving any putts to him now matter what he deems me to be.
"I enjoy a course where the challenges are contained WITHIN it, and recovery is part of the game  not a course where the challenge is to stay ON it." Jeff Warne

Stephen Davis

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 04:11:23 PM »
Rule 6-10/b:
 
If at any time during a round, a player(s) hits the 5½-hour mark, the round is deemed to be over.  Player(s) shall immediately return to the clubhouse and have a drink. Or two.  Player(s) have done enough damage for one day.
                                                           
 
According to this rule, golf in LA just came a 14 hole sport.

Jim_Coleman

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 05:19:54 PM »
   Some of you may recall my "no brainer" rule change.  Do away with having to declare a provisional.  A second shot is ALWAYS deemed a provisional, unless you say otherwise, which you NEVER would.

Steve_ Shaffer

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 05:52:16 PM »
My new Rule proposal:

If your guest appears wearing a shirt and hat from different exclusive private clubs ( Merion & LACC, for example) then the guest will be immediately escorted to the parking lot with instructions never appear at your club  again.

"Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses ... "  Adlai Stevenson
Hyman Roth to Michael Corleone: "We're bigger than US Steel."
Ben Hogan “The most important shot in golf is the next one”

Dan Herrmann

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM »
Steve- what if the guest wears Cobbs Creek attire?  :)

Steve_ Shaffer

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Re: More Proposed Rule Changes Forthcoming...
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2012, 06:22:00 PM »
Dan

I sometimes wear my Cobbs Creek 1916 hat to a new club that thinks they are exclusive.  ;D


"Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses ... "  Adlai Stevenson
Hyman Roth to Michael Corleone: "We're bigger than US Steel."
Ben Hogan “The most important shot in golf is the next one”

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