ha ha, good ones Bob and Dan.
All this reminds me yet again of the Brooks-Reiner "2000 Year Old Man" skits, e.g.
"In 2000 years you must've met a lot of people..."
"Oh, I've met everyone"
"Can you tell us who...."
"Well, I met Julius Caeser, I met Moses, I met Joan of Arc..."
"You knew Joan of Arc?"
"Knew her? I went with her!"