Peter, since you're here and a rules guru, I have to tell you about this embarrassing thing that happened to me this weekend to ruin my score. (I think I'm allowed to take my own OT thread further OT). I double hit a pitch shot (i blame it on a poor lie) and the ball flew straight up in the air and grazed my shoulder on the way down. As I calculate it, I was lying one before the pitch shot and lying 5 after it. Can you think of a scenario where you lose more strokes with a single swing of the club? It's like hitting 2 balls out of bounds in a row.
Last month I had two double hits in one round, after being free of them for a number of years.
You have hit my claim to fame, which has amazed at least one PGA professional. Back in the days before the remodel at Tualatin CC I hit my drive into the thin forest left of the fairway. Halfway up a hill, about 10' of rise, with th green about 50 yards away. Laying one, I grounded my club directly behind and started my backswiung. Then
on the downswing, which was not stopped, the ball began to move (1 stroke penalty, "laying two";
continuing I struck the ball (now three) and double struck the ball (another penalty stroke, now four and counting);
driving the ball into th hill in front of me, where it richocheted back into me (at that time a two-stroke penalty - up to six;
and continued rolling down the hill where it ended lodged against a tree trunk in a hole between two roots (unplayable lie - 1 stroke penalty)
So I went from 1 to 7 faster than I can go from 0 to 60. As this was the 9th hole, I said "it's your hole partner" and made a left straight to the bar enroute to the 10th tee.