What do you do that makes you hateable?
1. My course is better than your course.
2. I taught you how to cut the line at Shake Shack, and this is upsetting to you as a Midwest goober.
3. You don't know what squash is.
4. I have played Pine Valley and National.
5. I have juice at Merion.
6. Doak and I have a bond through our Cornell connection and you have actually met him, belong to one of his clubs, and yet he still likes me more.
7. I have actually played with Pat Mucci.
8. I took you to Eagle Creek rather than Mountain Lake.
9. I payed retail for Book of Mormon.
10. I have a higher Klout score than Gillette Silver.